And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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