Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
