Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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