I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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