what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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