So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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