he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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