I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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