oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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