It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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