Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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