she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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