we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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