Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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