I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i barfeds in our rink
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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