just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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