I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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