IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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