My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
