On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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