you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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