I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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