My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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