just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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