Kiss
Puke
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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