i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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