You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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