I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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