i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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