These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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