He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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