it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I wanna passion pit in your ass
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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