Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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