You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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