Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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