I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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