you win again, gameday.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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