talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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