My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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