It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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