Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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