I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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