we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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