I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you inspire me to be a worse person
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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