Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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