I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, beer. Big fan.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
