I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
there was a trapeze. enough said
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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