spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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