So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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