I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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