420 ftw
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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